Dear Woman in Front Of Me In Line At the Coffee Shop,
It’s not that you paid for your coffee and danish in change that bothers me.
I get it, times are tough. Gotta do whatchu can to get by, I hear ya.
It’s the fact that you didn’t start counting the change until you had completed your order.
Now, I’ve seen you in here before, doing the exact same routine.
And guess what?
Your coffee and danish is gonna cost exactly the same amount as it did yesterday.
You know how much it’s gonna cost! So why on God’s green earth are you just starting to pull out change now?!?
I don’t mean to be a dick, but I haven’t had my caffeine yet, so I can’t really be held accountable for my actions.
Sincerely,
Calhoun
