Dear Karl,
Nothing says love like letting me stick my finger in your mouth to move your lips to make it look like you’re talking… although it got a little weird when you started talking about Back to the Future and made all those really offensive Parkinson’s jokes. True, I came up with them, but it was your lips that moved… even though I was doing the talking.
Ya know what, I don’t think either of us come outta this one looking too great.
Sincerely,
Calhoun
