Dear Verizon,
Do you not see the problem? How do I cal ahead for an appointment, when I am making the appointment for my phone not working?
Ya know what, why don’t you just say your rationale out loud again.
I’m hoping the third time you explain it, you might see the fundamental flaws.
Oh, and any time you wanna stop talking down to me? Yeah, I could go for that.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Calhoun
