Dear John Wayne Gacy

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Dear John Wayne Gacy,
Thanks for ruining clowns for me.
No, seriously, I would normally write more than this, but I’m just thinking about the whole murderous clown thing and ya know what? It’s not goin’ great.
So thanks for making children’s parties a particular sore spot for me, even in my mid-20s.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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