Source: RoyHoes
Dear Inspiration,
Where ya been lately? Even as I type this, I realize how hackneyed I’ve become by writing you a letter… or maybe it’s edgy.
I mean, meta is very in right now, just ask Scream 4. Oh right… meta just makes most of America feel stupid.
Okay, scrap that. I’m just a cliché. Ya know, there’s something oddly serene about finally being able to acknowledge that.
Or maybe the tedium that has become living inside my own head is setting in and I’ve just embraced the sweet, sweet smell of mediocrity.
Either way, if you’re interested in making a guest appearance, it’d be much appreciated.
I’m pretty sure my Woody Allen-esque neuroses are starting to wear on some folks and the charm of it is fading.
Help a struggling writer out?
Sincerely,
Calhoun
