Dear Marky Mark

Dear Marky Mark,
Or should I call you Mark Wahlberg now that you’re all grown up?
Either way, there was once a time when I was content to just not care what you were up to or what cinematic abortion you were going to be a part of next, but now the time has come for me to put my foot down.
I know you and David O. Russell seem to have serious wood for each other, but the thought of you as Nathan Drake in Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune is just proof of how deadly serious his obsession with you has gotten. If you had any decency or self-respect, you’d bow out. But then again, if you had any self-respect, the picture above wouldn’t be one of the first things to come up on Google Images when I searched for your name.
Pissed-off Player

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