Dear Magic Tan User

Dear Magic Tan user,
What’s goin’ on there? I mean, you hafta realize how ridiculous you look, right?
Don’t get me wrong, I understand it’s a popular trend, even more so since Jersey Shore, but you do realize the difference between you and the Situation, don’t you?
Those people are paid to exercise poor judgment whereas you seem to be doing it for free. Well, not even for free, you’re paying someone else, so it’s kinduva double whammy.
But maybe I’m judging too harshly. The fact of the matter remains, you look like an orange douchebag.
Sincerely,
Pale & Proud

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