Dear Paul Scheer

Dear Paul Scheer,
Whenever I come across your work, words fail me.
You have got to be one of the single most disturbing pop culture phenomenons I’ve come across in years.
Because, here’s the thing, you keep getting work.
I don’t know how.
I have yet to come across a time where you’ve actually made me laugh.
The fact that you’re involved in so many Funny or Die sketches is absolutely beyond my comprehension because, get ready for it, I legitimately think I’d sooner die than find you funny.
It wouldn’t be so much of a problem if you didn’t insist on being just about everywhere.
Piranha.
That one episode of Parks and Recreation.
Even 30 Rock.
I don’t know if it’s just the fact you seem to be willing to take parts that other people tend to turn down or your Jennifer Aniston approach to acting by playing the same character in different settings, but something’s gotta change.
Actually, a lotta things hafta change before I think I’ll ever find you funny… mainly that gap in your teeth.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Believes that Comedy Deserves Better

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