Dear Neighbor

Dear Neighbor,
This time it’s my bad.
I shouldn’t have been drinking.
I shouldn’t have gone outside for no apparent reason.
It’s not like I had to take the dog out or anything. No, he was still stuck inside.
But I did it anyway. And then I left the keys inside. I know, I know, it’s a rookie mistake.
I normally never do, but I guess the two bottles of wine got to me.
So I’m sorry for ringing your bell at, like 7 in the morning… or whenever it was. I can’t really remember now… but that’s not the point.
Sorry for being that asshole neighbor. bUt consider it payback for the late night vacuuming.

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone.

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