This time it’s my bad.
I shouldn’t have been drinking.
I shouldn’t have gone outside for no apparent reason.
It’s not like I had to take the dog out or anything. No, he was still stuck inside.
But I did it anyway. And then I left the keys inside. I know, I know, it’s a rookie mistake.
I normally never do, but I guess the two bottles of wine got to me.
So I’m sorry for ringing your bell at, like 7 in the morning… or whenever it was. I can’t really remember now… but that’s not the point.
Sorry for being that asshole neighbor. bUt consider it payback for the late night vacuuming.