Dear Amazon Seller

Dear Amazon Seller,
Usually when a movie is advertised as “Still in plastic wrap” the seller isn’t referring to the piece of Saran Wrap they wrapped around the movie before sending it out a week later.
Just a friendly marketing tip.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

PS Was this Saran wrap used on a turkey sandwich or something? Because that would be another dealbreaker. Ya know what? We’ll talk about that later. Cuz it’s definitely starting to smell…

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