Dear Guy CLEARLY Looking at Porn

Dear Guy CLEARLY Looking at Porn,
I don’t mean to sound Puritanical. I mean, we all do it, right?
But seriously, dude? In a coffee shop?
Okay, forget the social stigma for a minute. I mean, what can that possibly do for you?
I get porn’s intended purpose and all, but there’s kinduva limited method of… well, ya know… “release” for politeness sake. I guess there’s always “itching” but ya know what? Let’s move on, I’m getting a little grossed out if I dwell on it too long.
What baffles me the most is the choice of location.
Okay, yeah, a coffee shop is weird, but not even just that.
You sat at an empty table for four, but for some reason did not choose one of the seats where your back would be positioned against the wall.
This means any unfortunate soul that walked past you (okay, I’m mostly talking about me) could easily see what you were looking at.
A little discretion when looking at porn in a crowded coffee shop goes a long way, at least that’s what I’ve read in Emily Post.
So next time, if you could keep the porn-viewing to a minimum or even do something so simple as not letting me see you watch it, that’d be greatly appreciated.
Besides, we’ve all heard this story before and it didn’t end well for Pee Wee Herman either and he at least had the whole famous thing going for him.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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