In case the acronym confuses, lemme spell it out for you.
You’re what we call a “Homo in Training.” I know you’re a little young, so I reserve judgment for the post-pubescent years, but if you’ll allow me to make some observations?
Now I understand, a lisp does not a gay guy make.
But the lisp paired with the shoes, the hairstyle, and the overly affectionate relationship with the woman who I’m assuming is your mother?
Well, I could be wrong, but I pretty much call ’em like I see ’em.
Like I said, no judgment, but I figured I’d spare you the angst-y years of sexual ambiguity.
P.S. If I’m wrong about this and by some small miracle you turn out to be heterosexual? Yeah, my bad…