Dear Nic Cage (Pt. 2)

Dear Nic Cage,
Perhaps I was too harsh in my but I feel like we need to talk.
I mean, remember when you actually won an Oscar?
Let’s take a look at some of your other life decisions since then, shall we?
G-Force.
Next.
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin.
Sure, there are some “so bad it’s good” additions to the list, but not enough to make me forgive the legitimately painfully bad life decisions you’ve made.
I know that castle bankruptcy is pretty tough so I’m willing to let it slide, but c’mon guy.
That’s only gonna take you so far…
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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