Dear Rainbow Hoodie Man

Dear Rainbow Hoodie Man,
There are no words really.
You’ve got the swagger of a champion, but for some reason, I’m just not buying it.
Seriously, I have never seen anyone strut like you since The Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive” music video.
But don’t feel bad. It’s kinda pimp really.
Sure, it’ a little retro… and I have a hard time believing anyone wearing a hoodie version of Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat could actually be a badass, but ya know what?
A for effort.
I applaud you. It takes a lotta guts to wear that thing in public.
That being said, you’ve proven your point and please, please take it off.
It’s actually kinda starting to hurt my eyes.


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