Dear Rainbow Hoodie Man

Dear Rainbow Hoodie Man,
There are no words really.
You’ve got the swagger of a champion, but for some reason, I’m just not buying it.
Seriously, I have never seen anyone strut like you since The Bee Gee’s “Stayin’ Alive” music video.
But don’t feel bad. It’s kinda pimp really.
Sure, it’ a little retro… and I have a hard time believing anyone wearing a hoodie version of Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat could actually be a badass, but ya know what?
A for effort.
I applaud you. It takes a lotta guts to wear that thing in public.
That being said, you’ve proven your point and please, please take it off.
It’s actually kinda starting to hurt my eyes.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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