Dear Guy in the White Pants

Dear Guy in the White Pants,
I know they always say that you shouldn’t wear white after Labor Day.
I also know that people have since declared that rule of fashion to be horse shit.
But I’m not here to argue the hard and fast rules of your laundry.
I’m here to tell you that before/after/on Labor Day, those pants are not a good choice.
They’re what we like to call a fashion don’t.
Please do yourself a favor and get some other pants. Like, immediately.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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