Dear Identity Thieves

Dear Identity Thieves,
I know you don’t really run in a respectable trade, but do you think I could ask you to show me a little mercy?
See, I was at the bar last night and, well, long story short, I can’t really find my wallet…
Don’t worry, I cancelled the cards and all that stuff, but there were some… important items in that wallet that out of the kindness of your heart, I hope you won’t exploit.
Besides, I don’t even wanna be me, why would anyone else?
Still, a little kindness would be much appreciated.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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