Dear Gay Guys on Facebook,
Listen, I know the media would have you believe that we’re brethren and we hafta stick together and all that stuff, but seriously?
It’s not progressive if you use Facebook to troll for booty calls.
I’m not too sure, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what they mean by “gay community.”
So please, if I haven’t met you before, please don’t send the obligatory friend request paired with a generic “sup?” or “I think you’re cute…”
Because, lemme tell ya, in the history of the internet, I don’t think that has ever led to a date.
I could be wrong, but I’m definitely certain that it does very little to charm me.
PS Enough with the shirtless pics. We get it, you work out.