What do you want from me?!? I mean, yes, technically, you need food and all that, but I’m doing what I can, okay?
I’m trying to be productive so that I can pass my classes so that I don’t flunk out of school and end up being unemployable because, honestly, where would you be then?
But for real, this whole “stomach growling” thing is getting old. And people are starting to stir.
I think they might think I have IBS or something, because you’re gettin’ pretty loud…
So try shutting up for a little bit and then I can finish writing sooner and we can go home and feed you, okay? So goddamn needy…