Dear Guy Who Speaks Broken Spanish

Dear Guy Who Speaks Broken Spanish,
Um… the guy you keep talking to speaks English, you know that, right?
I mean, I get it. I know that he looks Latino (and he is) but, well, what are you trying to prove by speaking Spanish poorly to him?
It’s a little weird. In fact, it’s a little racist too. More importantly, it’s a little dumb.
Seriously, you both speak English just fine.
It’s not like you’re improving your Spanish by speaking to this guy in Spanish.
You repeat the same three broken phrases in the same robotic monotone.
It’s just embarrassing.
Please stop.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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