Dear Douchebag in the Backwards Baseball Cap

Dear Douchebag in the Backwards Baseball Cap,
It’s time to let that look go.
Don’t get me wrong, we all thought it was timeless when we were piling into mom’s station wagon on the way to little league practice.
But your desperate attempts to cling to your youth via outdated populist fashion statements is… well, it’s a little sad.
Please stop.
I, along with every woman you’ve tried to sleep with, beg you to just let the backwards baseball cap look go.
It’s time.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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