Dear Rick Perry

Dear Rick Perry,
I don’t even have the words to make jokes about you.
Just Google yourself.
It wasn’t just the hot dog photo.
Or the Bad Lip Reading.
Your actual speeches read like a bad skit from SNL.
Seriously, the only thing more humiliating than what you do to yourself is the fact that average Americans will still vote for you.
It was already waning, but I’m pretty sure that killed what little faith in the American political system I had left.
Thanks a lot… douche.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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