I’d like to thank you for your continued existence, but do you think you could be a little less relevant?
What I mean is, I find myself going to you to check one quick thing… and then I find myself spending at least two hours on you.
It’s not your fault. Well, it’s not just your fault. The fact that you have such delightful fare like “Conspiracy Keanu” is only part of it. That I happen to have an addictive personality, doesn’t do much to help matters, but who are we kidding? I’m not looking for self-improvement.
I’m looking for someone to blame.
So damn you, Reddit. Damn you for having things that I actually like to read.