Look, I know that everybody says appearances can be deceiving, but this time I mean it.
I know that the beard is a little unkempt, but it’s only because I don’t have the money for a beard trimmer right now.
So if you could all stop treating me like I’m homeless, that’d be great.
I mean, it’s getting ridiculous. I suddenly know what Tyra was talking about when she was crying while wearing that fat suit or whatever.
Granted, I can’t just take off my beard whereas Tyra could always take off the fat suit, so it’s a little harder being me, but really, who’s counting?
But seriously, the looks and the awkward stares? Sure, I guess you could say it’s kinda my fault for sticking with this beard, but how about showing a little holiday spirit? Ya know, some good will towards your fellow man?
I’m just sayin’, give it a shot. After all, tis the season.