Dear Commuters

Dear Commuters,
Look, I know that everybody says appearances can be deceiving, but this time I mean it.
I know that the beard is a little unkempt, but it’s only because I don’t have the money for a beard trimmer right now.
So if you could all stop treating me like I’m homeless, that’d be great.
I mean, it’s getting ridiculous. I suddenly know what Tyra was talking about when she was crying while wearing that fat suit or whatever.
Granted, I can’t just take off my beard whereas Tyra could always take off the fat suit, so it’s a little harder being me, but really, who’s counting?
But seriously, the looks and the awkward stares? Sure, I guess you could say it’s kinda my fault for sticking with this beard, but how about showing a little holiday spirit? Ya know, some good will towards your fellow man?
I’m just sayin’, give it a shot. After all, tis the season.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone.

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