Dear Random Bus Guy

Dear Random Bus Guy,
Please stop. Staring is just uncomfortable, so stop.
The worst is that I have no idea what the stare means.
I checked my face in the reflection of my phone and there was no toothpaste stuck in my beard like yesterday.
My hair was fine… well, as fine as it ever gets.
I didn’t have a hole in the crotch of my jeans.
So there was no real reason for you to be staring.
So just stop.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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