Dear “True Believers”

Dear “True Believers”,
In honor of Ash Wednesday, I’ve decided to dedicate this post to you.
I commend your commitment to your religion by wearing the ash marks on your forehead… mainly cuz you hafta realize you look like complete jackasses, right?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure your faith will carry you through and all that, but seriously?
You couldn’t do it in a less embarrassing way?
Or maybe that’s the point of Ash Wednesday? i honestly couldn’t say.
Even after 14 years in the Catholic church, I still couldn’t tell you what half of their wacky shit is all about… but hey, at least take comfort that you may look stupid now, but you can laugh at the blasphemous non-believers, such as myself, from Heaven, so let’s call it even, shall we?
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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