Dear Woman in the Leopard-Print Hat

Dear Woman in the Leopard-Print Hat,
I’m glad you’re havin’ a good day, don’t get me wrong, but we gotta talk about your delivery…
“GOOD MORNING!!!”
As if your outfit wasn’t loud enough, your voice certainly is.
Some of us are still a little groggy in the morning and more importantly, there are others of us who are still a little hungover, so please, shut up.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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4 thoughts on “Dear Woman in the Leopard-Print Hat

  1. maybe she just wanted to be heard by you? maybe you need to take notice of her? and she will be more caring of your needs in the morning. or maybe she simply likes you? and wanted to express her feelings in her clothes.

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