Dear Past Self

Dear Past Self,
Maybe I can help you out a little bit.
I’m sure this whole “moving to LA” thing must be very overwhelming, so lemme give you some advice based on my experience.
Get a tan. You’ve only been out here for about two weeks, but people keep looking at you like you’re Morticia Addams.
Develop an eating disorder before you get out here. Seriously, it’s practically a residency requirement. I’ve said it once before and I’ll say it again, this whole town is like one giant eating disorder.
Just a little life advice, I’m hoping you can use on your move out here.


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