Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt

Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt,
I hear you play a high-end escort in this new show. The Client List?
Great career choice, by the way. Anyways, this is kinda indelicate, but I’m not sure how else to ask you… you play an escort, right? Is that… I mean, is that really acting for you?
Think about it, you mainly started getting roles when you got this insane breasts of yours.
I’m not saying you’re not talented. I mean, Heartbreakers? C’mon, that was gold.
I’m just sayin’, let’s be realistic about your prospects, that’s all.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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