Dear Milkshake

Dear Milkshake,
I’m coming for you.
That’s right, you heard me. I’ve got my eyes on you.
And ya know what? Eating you is just the beginning.
You saw that diagram of the human digestive system when you were a kid, right?
Yeah, that’s right, this shit is about to get real.
Okay, I know there was a pun in there, but I can’t quite work it out right now… but that’s beside the point! Just know that your delicious days are numbered!
Tenuously yours,
Calhoun

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