Dear Bathroom Users

Dear Bathroom Users,
There really should be only so many, when you share a bathroom with one other dude, but just in case, I’ll speak to the entirety of bathroom users.
What is it that you expect someone to do with one square of toilet paper?
Write a love letter? Fold it in half and cut it into one of those little snowflakes, like the art teacher always made us do back in elementary school when she had a hangover?
There’s nothing you can do with one square of toilet paper!
Certainly not wipe your ass!
So do the world a favor and grab a new roll.
I know for a fact we have them. They’re under the sink, with all your toiletries, while mine are confined to a side cupboard that’s half-filled with old magazines.
So next time you’re shaving or grabbing your moisturizer or whatever it is you do in the bathroom, keep an eye out for the countless rolls of toilet paper.
Hell, you might even wanna take some initiative and put a roll out as a pre-emptive measure.


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