Dear Spotify (Pt. 2)

Dear Spotify,
Look, I know I said some things in our last post, but I just wanted to say I’m sorry. I’m glad I have you in my life.
… while I’ve got your ear, could we talk about this “Private Session” thing? I know that it just means my musical selections aren’t being published to Facebook, but do we really hafta call it “Private Session?”
I mean, I dunno if it’s just me, but “Private Session” sounds kinda like a masturbation reference. It just makes my secret love of all things Huey Lewis & the News sound much more shameful than it actually is. How about “None of Your Goddamn Business Listening?” Or maybe “What the Hell is it to You Session?”
These are just rough drafts, I’ll spitball some more and get back to you.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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