Dear Vibram Wearers

Dear Vibram Wearers,
They’re for running. Only wear them when you run.
Don’t wear them to the movies. Don’t wear them at the laundromat. Don’t wear them when you go out to eat.
Only wear them when you run.
You don’t see soccer players wearing cleats all the time.
Plus, every time you go out in public in those shoes, humanity weeps for you.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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