Dear School Administrators

Dear School Administrators,
I know how bad this must look. Really, I do.
I mean, shirtless dude in pajama pants, walking a dog past a crowded school yard?
I’d think about calling the cops too, especially when you factor in my kinda creepy ginger beard, but here’s the thing, the shirtless thing? Just an unhappy coincidence.
I didn’t think there would be kids outside playing at 7:30 in the morning.
I mean, hell, I was barely up!
So if we could keep the cops outta this, I pinky swear I’m not a sexual predator… and I never break a pinky swear.


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