Dear Bartender

Dear Bartender,
Look, I’m not any happier than you are.
Gay bars? Not really my scene.
But if you could just serve me the damn drink I ordered without stage-whispering your snarky asides to the other guy on duty? That’d be great.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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