Dear “Casual” Observer

Dear “Casual” Observer,
It’s a Hercules beetle.
The thing on my arm that you’re gawking at?
Yeah, it’s called a Hercules beetle.
So if you could stop staring at my arm like I had a zombie Abraham Lincoln with lasers shooting out of his eyes on my bicep? Okay, bad example, I know someone with that tattoo, but still, the beetle tattoo really isn’t that unusual.
Or if you must stare, try a little more subtlety at least?
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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