Dear Hospital Staff

Dear Hospital Staff,
Okay, I know it may seem a little… suspect when two grown men show up to several doctor’s appointments together. Well, maybe not “suspect.” Perhaps, “alternative” is the more appropriate word?
And the fact that my friend gave you a West Hollywood address?
Well, one can… assume things.
But you know what they say about when you assume.
Sometimes you’re wrong. So while I’m glad that me and my “partner” were welcome and I was thrilled to hear that we “make an adorable couple,” you may have the wrong idea.
Well, not about me. You’re actually spot on with that one.
Just… a little off base with the other guy.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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