Dear Judgmental Guy

Dear Judgmental Guy,
I may not be your idea of handsome. Hell, I may not be anybody’s idea of handsome.
Still, does that mean you get to look at me like that?
It’s not even an “I wouldn’t touch him with a 10-foot pole” look.
It’s “Ew, is that the last living descendant of the Elephant Man?”
Well, here’s the good news for you.
I’m not trying to impress you. I’m just sitting here, writing. I’m not trying to impress anybody.
Plus, I can say with absolute confidence that, despite your superficial dismissal of me, no matter how good-looking you may be, I’d sooner chop off my own dick than lower myself to someone of your level.
Now, please fuck off and die.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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