Dear Netflix

Dear Netflix,
Don’t you know you can’t play with people’s emotions like that?!?
Imagine my delight when I saw that you were streaming Rugrats.
Now, if you can, imagine my dismay when I saw that you were only streaming the lackluster seasons that were made after the Rugrats Movie.
How do you think that made me feel?!?
Lemme tell you what, y’all are messed up… playin’ with people’s emotions like that… gettin’ me all excited then just, like, crushing my dreams…
Ya know what, I’ll just be waiting by my computer for your apology. I would also accept an apology pizza… yeah, so what if it’s only 8:30 in the morning? Now you’re judging me, too?!? You’re trying my patience, Netflix…
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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