Dear Mitt Romney

Dear Mitt Romney,
Stop. Just stop.
Declare your war against women? Whatever, that’s probably just some weird mom stuff.
Give tax breaks to corporations? I don’t agree with it, but eh, you’re gonna do what you’re gonna do.
Using Friday Night Lights for evil? That I will not tolerate.
The emotionally stirring “Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can’t Lose” is not meant to be taken lightly.
In fact, I’m not sure how “Clear” anything about you is, given you still haven’t released full tax returns.
That stuff that you’re “Full” of? It’s certainly not a heart.
And you “Can’t Lose?” Not if I have anything to say about it.
The Religious Right always decries same-sex marriage because it supposedly mocks the sanctity of marriage.
Yeah? Well, what about the sanctity of Kyle Chandler?
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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