Dear Thesis

Dear Thesis,
Lick my taint.
Oh, I’m sorry, did you need me to cite that?

Kersten, Calhoun. Calhoun Kersten’s Book of Euphemisms for Obnoxious Academic Exploits. Self-published. 2012.

Oh, and let me leave you with this… eat a dick (Kersten, 2012).
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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