Dear Bagel Thins

thomas' bagel thins

Dear Bagel Thins,
I couldn’t help but notice your packaging.
See, you brag about being 110 calories… but I’m not quite sure you know how food works.
You have less food than a regular bagel, right?
So it would make sense that you had fewer calories…
that’s just basic, like, nutrition or whatever.
Just thought you should know.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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