Dear Leaky Faucet

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Dear Leaky Faucet,
You don’t even know what you do to me, do you?
I have peed, like, four times and I’ve only been awake for two hours!
What the hell? Okay, I guess we could flip this around and say it’s my fault for not getting you fixed, but really? You wanna play the blame game? That just seems childish.
I’m just saying, if you could stop with the “drip-drip-drip,” my bladder would be eternally grateful.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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