Dear Karl

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Dear Karl,
You are not a lap dog.
At 53 pounds you are most definitely not a lap dog.
No matter how small of a ball you curl up into, not a lap dog.
The way you crush my balls as you walk across my lap? Not a lap dog.
In short, you are not a lap dog, so please stop trying to sit on my lap.
Love,
Calhoun

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