Dear Karl


Dear Karl,
You are not a lap dog.
At 53 pounds you are most definitely not a lap dog.
No matter how small of a ball you curl up into, not a lap dog.
The way you crush my balls as you walk across my lap? Not a lap dog.
In short, you are not a lap dog, so please stop trying to sit on my lap.

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Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone.

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