Dear Superman

Superman

Dear Superman,
You have and always will be a gigantic tool.
I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.
And ya know what? While we’re getting things off our chests… I’m glad Krypton got blown up.
In fact, lemme know who the main guy in planning that was and I’ll send them an Edible Arrangement.
Oh, and finally? Flying really fast in a counter-clockwise motion does not spin the Earth backwards.
You literally act as if the world revolves around you. That’s not how time works, ya douche.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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