Dear Autocorrect

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Dear Autocorrect,
Fuck you. “Taco” totally is a word.
Stop saying “I want to go to Lucy’s for a taxi.”
The fact that “taco” doesn’t even exist in my Autocorrect dictionary feels a little racist, even.
Nice, Verizon. It’s 2013. I thought we were post-racial.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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