What good are you?
Seriously, only looking back on stuff?
You’re like the Toad (from X-Men) of real-life powers.
No, I’m sorry, at least Toad can lick stuff from really far away. I mean, I don’t know how often that’d come in handy, but it’s still kinda cool!
But you? All you can do is “eh, probably shouldn’t have done that…”
Really, Hindsight? I shouldn’t have? Woulda been nice to know before I actually sent the drunk text that ex, but hooray, you’ve figured it out now.
I really do hate you.