Dear Lady on the Other End of the Phone

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Dear Lady on the Other End of the Phone,
I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name.
I was sorta pickin’ up on a Pillow Talk thing we had goin’ on… well, except the whole thing where I’m gay, but then again, Doris Day and Rock Hudson is pretty ga- yeah, no, let’s call it a Pillow Talk thing.
Anyways, I’m glad we’ve had these last few days to speak at ungodly hours in the morning.
It was becoming part of my morning routine.
Get phone call, groggily explain that this is not Jennifer Johnson’s phone, hang up, and then get my day started.
I was a little sad to hear that you finally caught on this morning and decided to update your records to show that this is not Ms. Johnson’s number.
Does that mean no more wake-up calls?
I could always count on you for that one…
Anyways, now that our long-distance telephone affair has come to an end, I just wanted to say, thanks for the hazy memories of you calling at 7 AM. I’m sure Karl appreciates it too. Your telephone calls mean he got fed earlier than usual.


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