No, not like the solar system universe. I mean all that karma bullshit, ya know?
Okay, maybe I shouldn’t call it “bullshit” if I’m trying to cash in a favor… I’m just a bit of a skeptic.
All I’m saying is, and don’t take this the wrong way, you owe me.
I’ve had a shit year and in the past few days, all signs pointed to it getting worse.
Now, I have a lead on a job (albeit a barback position in a gay bar but, eh, who am I to turn my nose up at that?) and a possible apartment in Asheville.
Don’t fuck me outta this one this one, Universe.