Hey, how’s it goin’? Look, I know it’s only my first week, but… we should talk.
No, this isn’t about the fact that you saw me lifting and said, ‘Wow, Calhoun, butcher than ya look.”
We’ll get to that.
This is more about the fact that- well, there’s only one way to do this and it’s kinda awkward, so I’m just gonna rip the bandaid off.
I saw you on Scruff the other night. (For those of you that don’t know, Scruff is a gay social media app, like Grindr, but for dudes that like… well, actual dudes)
Okay, yes, we could flip this and ask why I was drunk and on Scruff, but let’s not miss the point.
You had your gallbladder out, like, two weeks ago! You’re still healing! Jeez…
Anyways, just wanted to express my concern, but ya know what? You do you, buddy.