Dear Karl

581687_719949515185_72618075_n

Dear Karl,
While I appreciate your concern that I might oversleep, your flatulence is not a great alarm clock.
I mean, I let you come in here and cuddle, but this is how you repay me?
Seriously, dude, that was foul, and when we’re sleeping on a couch together, there aren’t a whole lotta places I can go.
Right now you’re moping in the corner and I think that’s probably for the best… you know what you did.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , by Calhoun. Bookmark the permalink.

About Calhoun

Ever think those thoughts that don't seem important enough to put down on paper? Welcome to my life. I write random thoughts, movie reviews, and the occasional work of fiction. Take a look around, there's a little bit of something for everyone.

3 thoughts on “Dear Karl

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s